Previously secret documents aquired by using the new Freedom of Information act reveal that Elvis will be joining the British government. Secret meetings between defence chief's and top cryogenic experts in the USA have lead to the plan being hatched. Elvis died in 1977. The US government have put out various spoof sightings of the Rock and Roll legend over the years including, a sighting of Elvis working in a fish and chip shop in Manchester. The quality fast food establishment was infiltrated by the FBI, two genetically modified fish fryers were placed in the employment of "The Cod Father " in Upper Old Trafford Street. The shop owner had no idea that the two spotty teenage girls were indeed 45yr old male spies.
Since his death, Elvis was actually held on ice at the Neverland Ranch. Michael Jackson had payed for the cryogenic procedure and was often heard shouting, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now spank my ass Elvis spank me baby one more time.
After the radical shake up that involves Michael Jackson and Garry Glitter being employed at Deepcut Barracks. The news that Elvis is to become Defence Secretary will be sure to rock the establishment to the core. It is thought that Elvis is to adopt General Palmer's attitude towards the British Army and is to target the less well educated of our population for recruitment. With the huge success of Gary Glitters rallying call " wanna be in my gang" as inspiration. Elvis is set to release his own Army Anthem "A little less Education, A Little More Action Please ".
Other changes in the new government are yet to be released, but it is thought that with the discovery of multiple child killer Myra Hindley's body, probably the most hated woman in the UK ever, also at the at the Neverland Ranch. A new post of Families Minister will be set up especially for her, along with her partner in crime Ian Brady as her assistant. Hindley has notioned that if the post was offered to her, she would put pay to the fathers for justice campaign. Her motto will be "Fathers with Children " and think yourself lucky.