The Conservative/Lib Dem coalition is about to be re-branded according to Downing Street. It has recently been described as the "Brokeback" coalition - a hilarious reference to the close working relationship between David Cameron and Nick Clegg.
The coalition is so keen to embrace the homo-friendly brand that the following changes are to be made:
1) The cabinet will be known as the Westminster Village People
2) Advisers will be called AIDS (whilst acknowledging that the actual disease is a worldwide tragedy not limited to gay men)
3) The PM's official residence will now be called Number Ten, Go-Down-On street (although that is actually a term that is relevant to any couple - straight or gay - performing oral sex)
4) Actually by four the whole thing had reached a boring conclusion and people realised that the whole reference to David Cameron and Nick Clegg being gay was tired, laboured and frankly can we get on to worrying about how a right wing party leader and a right wing leqader leader of a left wing party are going to govern for the next five years.