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Sunday, 8 August 2010

A prisoner has been transfered from HMP Holloway to an unnamed destination after it was found they were male - Holloway is the UK's largest female prison and known for its brutal and oppressive regime.

He was rumbled after being found on the floor of a dormitory in a coma but with a large smile of his face.

An 'inside source' told Spoof News that healthcare staff had been concerned about his health for some time because he had been losing weight and complained of severe tiredness; but otherwise seemed very cheerful.

Three female prisoners, at the jail, have been moved to the Maternity Suite.

An internal enquiry is being held to find out how he came to be in the female hell hole.

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