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Friday, 6 August 2010

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David Somerset chilling out with a Vodka Martini

This morning a fairly secretive Asian man was mistaken for an MI6 operative.

The man was was attacked and had his Aston Martin vandalized after locals in the Wackbury area of London mistook him for a Secret Agent Man.

David Somerset, an investment banker, said it was the most horrific experience of his life. In a statement to the press he stated "People need to pay closer attention to phonetics, I am a Secretive Asian Man not a Secret Agent Man".

David and his wife Caroline have booked a holiday on the Orient Express to Europe to help them recover from the ordeal.

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