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Friday, 6 August 2010

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LONDONISTAN- They don't call it that for nothing. Britain's abject failure to get many of its Muslim immigrants to assimilate into the greater culture is now taking its toll on regular ole Brits.

First it was a local council agreeing to squat toilets with no lav paper in shopping malls in "keeping with Muslim sensitivities".

Holy Crapper Batman! What's going to happen when these squat toilets get flooded with feces-tainted water? Are non-Muslim sanitary workers going to be hauled in for Muslim shit clean-up duties? Is that fair? What about "non-Muslim sensitivities"? Do these take a backseat? Just what in the hell is going on in Britain?

Wait a minute. This is about votes in predominantly Muslim constituencies innit? It's about all those Muslims who have no problem sitting in the House of Lords or the numerous Muslim Baronesses who promise to bring in block-vote wins in elections, innit? Nothing anti-Islamic about that.

So just how many votes = 1 squat toilet?

And if that don't beat all now it's halal-only menus in primary schools. Why? Because Islamic law deems the slitting of a cow's throat and sloooooowly letting it bleed to death as more dietary-hygienic than the good-old fashioned one-quick English whack over Bessie's head. Yup, British school-kids will now be bound by Muslim dietary laws.

Then there's the other Islamic rule for young Muslim kids growing up in Britain: no teddy bears; no non-Muslim 'infidel' friends at birthday parties; no video-cameras...the list goes on. And why? Because 1500 years ago some de-hydrated, uneducated, barbaric, tribal guys in the desert decided these were the work of the devil!. Why do these so-called pious and hand-arse-washing backward Muslims choose to live in infidel Britain - isn't that going against Islam?

Ordinary Brits are up in arms at what they see as the slow and insidious Islamization of their country.

"We're not bluidy desert bastards. What's next? Will the Queen have to wear a bluidy burqa in public? What happened to the bluidy Church of England", demanded an angry, 99-year old, WW1 veteran Scottie "I-fought-for-England-not Arabia" Thornywicket.

To show their anger at the government, millions of UK Atheists, on Saturday, protested against the silent and unacceptable Muslimization of Britain as they marched towards No. 10 carrying placards that said:

"To Hell with Religion"
"God help Brittanica"
"Jesus save Brits from Muslim infidels"

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