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Thursday, 5 August 2010

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The fruit of her loins has contaminated the global food chain

London - (Reuterus & Mad Cow Disease Mess): A one-woman walking crime wave is how every security/intelligence agency around the world has dubbed her.

"And now the putrid meat of her bloody relatives has totally contaminated the food chain!" disgusted members of the Serious Fraud Orifice commented today.

The outcry comes amid the release of classified papers about
Violet Freeman, KGB traitor Anthony Blunt's sister, and clan matriarch of organised crime gangs around the world everywhere.

The British actress was born with a baleful resemblance to Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, consort of King George VI.

She took over the ID and persona of the Queen Mother following the death of the King, his wife and elder daughter Elizabeth in the Luftwaffe's September 1940 London bombing raid.

A knee-jerk reaction by the wartime Government of Unity Mitford saw Freeman and other actors replace the dead monarch and his family in what was supposed to have been a temporary quick-fix during the nation's darkest hour.

Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency figures released today show that 99% of global criminal activity since the end of WWII is directly attributable to this sordid clan.

Among Violet's myriad spawn is George Bush Senior - the result of a sordid fling with 'Hitler's Pope' Pius XII.

He in turn subsequently shagged Harold Wilson's secretary Marcia Falkender who then farrowed the slut who became Princess Diana.

George Bush Junior is 69.

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