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Monday, 2 August 2010

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The ConDem coalition has finally got something right. A spokesman reportedly said,

"We cannot allow such overt exploitation to occur and the placing of such adverts will be discontinued. In addition this will cut the number of Eastern European immigrants working in the UK and sending all their hard earned pounds back to their families."

A cynical Labour Party MP suggested that the strip clubs and pole dance venues, of which this writer has no personal experience, will soon have a ready made pool of female and male workers. The MP, has in mind the thousands of Police, NHS and Civil Service employees who will soon be made redundant under the ConDem austerity measures.

"They are trained to deal with the public, wipe sick off drunken bums and with tact, calm and soothe fired up slobs. It seems a natural way to fill the gap." he said tongue in cheek.

"They may be able to claim for stress and abuse, which added to their untaxed tips would be a nice little earner"

The absence from TheSpoof.com of some popular writers at this time in no way implies that they are enjoying the sleazy clubs of Soho!

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