Glasgow - (Slashers): The flame-haired serial sex monster who worked the streets of Glasgow in the late 1960s and 70s has been a Sordid resident for nearly 30 years, British police said today.
A Damascene conversion in the Gorbals' notorious Tourniquet & Celice drinking hole saw 'Bible John' renounce his Popish faith before fleeing abroad.
Contemporaries claim it was a peyote-induced hallucination that convinced 'BJ' to take up the sword of Saladin.
That, and a Strathclyde Police Force arrest warrant, were probably behind the decision to convert to 'the faith of the heathens' - as his Old Mammy used to call it.
'BJ' was deliberately avoiding answering the front door this morning as British Consulate officials in Jeddah tried to contact him at his Osama Bin Laden Avenue apartment.
An urgent inquiry from the Foreign Office in London seeks to repatriate him back to Blighty where his firstborn is about to get the OBE for services to royal humbug.
Peter To-Bin Laden is 69.