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Friday, 30 July 2010

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London - (Tory Bora Mess): The renegades were reported tonight as completely surrounded by an elite NATO crack team whose orders are to squeeze them out of the pockets of the Russian mafia.

Operation Tory She's Adder-Few sees troops from the Ultimate Battalion The Duke of Sussex Regiment target the same insurgents sheltered by successive UK Prime Monsters who have covered up the crimes of serial killer Peter Tobin.

Despite a six month long campaign of stabilisation and counter-insurgency operations the rebel Tory bastards are dug in deep.

Over 100 of them have sought refuge behind the Tory HQ flag of convenience from where they launched continuous sustained attacks on British and US forces, according to UK Fraud Squad sources.

Covert surveillance reports say improvised explosive devices have been hidden all over the premises from a cache of arms stolen to order by Labour Party counterparts.

Colonel Bunty Jimjams, commander of the regiment, said today his troops would 'smash the bastards' faces in' as soon as they had a decent toehold from which to pounce.

Defence Secretary Dr Liam 'Crafty' Fox is 69.

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