This spoof writer has recanted her previous statement about not giving a fuck.
She now admits she was wrong and that she does in fact give a fuck.
"I was too rash", she said, "maybe it was because I had a rash. On my bum. That sort of thing can make you do crazy things".
She now has her work cut out for her as she grapples with the troubles inherent in reversing her earlier comments.
She said sorry to her little sister who she left stuck down that wishing well.
She sent a bouquet of flowers to those Hare Krishna's she ran over in her battered Renault Megane.
The cat she flushed down the toilet has been retrieved and given a few spins in the tumble dryer. The Vet says he may walk again. Slowly.
But some things cannot be undone.
"I suppose its too late to replug-in grandmothers life support machine?", she asked.
Sadly, the doctors say it is.