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Friday, 23 July 2010

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Boris Johnson's twelve- inch cock a hit with the ladies!

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, is quite a mouthful. Quite literally, if you are inclined to believe his own opinion as to why he is so successful with members of the opposite sex.

'Word has obviously got around about my enormous manly appendage', he states modestly.

Well, let's face it, Boris Johnson might be the Lord Mayor of London, but he's not exactly George Clooney in the looks department. So what has he got, that has not only enabled him to 'bag' a very attractive wife, but in addition to engage in a string of extra-marital affairs with similarly attractive and intelligent women?

Some have suggested that perhaps power is the greatest aphrodisiac and therein lies the answer to Boris's enviable success.

Boris (46), is more circumspect, 'No', he replies, 'I think it's got more to do with the daily application of pheromones, together with a surreptitious dose of rohypnol and of course, a twelve inch cock!

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