Following his much publicised rejection as a Royal Garden Party guest, BNP fuhrer Nick Griffin has announced that he will host an 'alternative' garden party by having a protest picnic in nearby Green Park.
Mr Griffin told reporters that he would gather a few shaven skulled friends in Green Park, lay a nice white tablecloth on the grass, and open a hamper containing jam butties, some scones, a bottle of Tizer, some chocolate eclairs and some packets of crisps.
An insider told us that Mr Griffin was incensed that he wouldn't be able to swap racist one liners with the Duke Of Edinburgh, but was quick to assure us that Mr Griffin would not hesitate to entertain his shaven skulled guests with Bernard Manning impressions.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman told us that there would be no intervention with the event from the law, providing Mr Griffin and his friends behaved themselves and didn't do anything provocative, such as flashing their bare arses in the direction of Buckingham Palace.
Bernard Manning will not be present, as he is dead.
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