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Thursday, 22 July 2010

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Griffin spent hours perfecting the look

London - (Blackshirt Mess): The BNP politician managed to gain access to this afternoon's Buckingham Palace shindig by donning the robes of the Queen of Afghanistan.

The disguise was last worn by Our Man in Kabulshit - Foreign Orifice envoy Sir Sherard Cowpat Coles - currently on extended 'gardening leave' in his home town of Stalingrad.

The cloaking device was deemed vital after an 11th hour ban by Palace lackeys barred the fetid old fascist from the royal herbaceous borders.

Griffin slipped in via a side entrance by dazzling Palace staff with his bejewelled dishdasha before making a beeline for the royal Geli queen bee herself.

The two chatted a while before the gnarly old blackshirt lunged at HM and planted a smacker on her perfectly maquillaged cheek through a vent in his burkha's gauze panel.

"Shh, Mom, it's me! Nick, your son Nick!" he whispered through the veil.

"Can you spare me a tenner for the taxi ride home?"

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