Written by Gazzer G
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: London, Cycling

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

image for Bike Superhighway to Encourage Protester Deaths
Take off that wig and false moustache and get back to work Boris.

London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced the development of a bike superhighway that will be created through Parliament Square.

Plans are being rushed through parliament almost quite literally as there are fears of an outbreak of plague or dysentery due to the presence of skivers camping in the area until recently.

"Make no mistake" puffed Boris, "they may be back and I encourage all true Londoners to get on their bikes and run these shirkers down. We calculate that they've been sponging off the state since they were born and expect them to return".

Given the Mayor's concerns, he has agreed that any injuries or even deaths caused by cyclists running the work shirkers over will be ignored. His office has also set up a series of pit-stops in the area where cyclists can pick up free cans of Um Bongo to keep them going.

Boris has further plans, including making it illegal to wear nose rings, have hair braids and a sleeping dog by your side in any part of London.

Make Gazzer G's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

7 23 8 20

Go to top