Young Harry Brown shocked his school teacher when he told her of his haunted underpants.
?When mummy dresses me in the morning, my undies are sparkling and white. During the day some ghostly force sets to work and by bedtime they have left mysterious, brown messages.' Harry confided.
?I have asked mummy what these haunted messages mean, but she just laughs at me and throws my underpants in the washer'
?The next morning, the spectral signs have completely disappeared', he sobbed. ?As mysteriously as they appeared in the first place'.