A recent downfall in sales of the Daily Mail have led to a change of heart from the notoriously right wing, holier-than-thou, moral guardians, and judgemental word freaks who work for the popular newspaper.
A spokesman for the paper, Ignatius Pratt told me: 'It is true that most of us at the Daily Mail have faces like bags of spanners, and messy love lives, but we still have to be at the forefront of saying when a celebrity is looking a bit rough, or when someone from Big Brother oversteps the mark. If it was not for us, no-one would know what was happening in Big Brother, I mean no-one watches it anymore, do they?
'It is thought this new outlook was partially formed by not wanting to offend anyone in the CON/Dem Coalition, but lets face it, most people who read the Daily Mail are passed redemption now, I mean I would not take any of our readers to a polite society event, would you?' asked Mr Pratt, who from tomorrow will be looking for a new job.