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Topics: Women

Sunday, 18 July 2010

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Pointing at a thing

A girl named Maria Jones has admitted that she cannot stop pointing at things and smiling.

Maria, 19, says she walks down the street and just points her finger at everything she sees and smiles at it.

"I am a silly billy", she said, pointing at me.

Her mother agrees, and said that she is a "stupid bitch" but she still loves her.

Maria's IQ has been tested and she pointed at the results. She then pointed at the door and left the room.

Maria sometimes points at two things at once. She uses both her index fingers - I repeat - BOTH HER INDEX FINGERS to point at trees, shop windows, dogs, bald men on tandems and even ping-pong tables.

Once she was an eyewitness to a crime and was told to pick out the culprit from a police line-up. Maria pointed at every one of the men on parade. And smiled.

Maria likes smiling and wearing red woolly sweaters. She sometimes points at her smile and her woolly sweater.

The picture on this page shows Maria pointing and smiling at a computer. She had never seen the computer before. After the picture was taken she pointed at her feet.

Maria says that when this story is printed she will point at it and smile.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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