Having side stepped the 'birth certificate' legitimacy question in the good old U S of A, Brit bashing President Obama will now run as British PM for the 'Land of the Free' party against David Cameron et al in 2015.
Policies include rewriting of history to justify Obama's anti British values and the ruination of companies (BRITISH PETROLEUM) so that their stock value decreases, thus enabling US takeover (what like you hadn't thought of it!).
Dubya (of the Texas Oil party, who's aiming to take over as President anyway) said 'Surely as an Irishman O'Bama should be seeking to be Irish President instead.
Barry O'Bama was unavailable for comment but noted the idea as a possible post British PM career choice.
Needless to say, Nick Griffin (of the BNP) already has his campaign thoughts on this possibility!