The Yorkshire Ripper who topped 13 young females many years ago has had his plea for early release rejected, PHEW!
Yorkshire can sleep in peace and as for the Ripper his plea was nonsense anyway.
He was sentenced to 13 x life which equals roughly 390 years and the parole board thought it was slightly too early to think about parole (get it?).
The judge actually contemplated releasing the Ripper alias Peter Sutcliffe, but thought for the sake of his own sanity it would be better that he remained in his "Loony Bin" instead of coming out into the modern "Loony bin" called today's world.
The Yorkshire Ripper is due for release in a black box very soon (hopefully) and then he can enjoy his freedom, "kicking up daisies" like his victims have been doing ever since.
The only person waiting for him (hopefully) is our old friend Satan and he will certainly know what to do with him!
White hot iron bars up his rear end or maybe he'll devour his evil heart for supper, Satan likes a bit of old leathery Yorkshire pudding, yummy!