Written by Dr. Billingsgate
Print this

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

image for Michael Savage To David Cameron: "Go (Sexual Congress) Yourself."
"Sexual congress? At school we called it bumming."

Dr. Michael Savage, the conservative American talk-show host who was inexplicably banned from entering the United Kingdom last year by Home Office Secretary Jacqui Smith, of whom Savage spoke quite fondly, takes aim at Prime Minister David Cameron.

In America, where Savage has millions of fans who consider him a beacon of hope in the dense fog enveloping Washington, there was hope that Prime Minister David Cameron would remove the ban. However, this week the U.K. Border Agency told Savage through a letter from the treasury solicitor's office that his "exclusion" from the U.K. that began last year under the Labour Party government of Gordon Brown will continue "in the absence of clear, convincing and public evidence" that he has "repudiated his previous statements."

Dr. Savage, who is no stranger to controversy, responded by telling Prime Minister Cameron "go(sexual congress) yourself."

Make Dr. Billingsgate's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 multiplied by 5?

8 11 18 15
52 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more