Shampoo is exactly what it says a sham.
Over 100 people turned up earlier today at the UK's main shampoo distribution headquarters, banners held by protesters herald such quotes as 'Down with shampoo, demand the real poo!' and chants such as 'Real poo forever, shampoo never' and 'We'll stay here all night, cause shampoo is shite!'.
Officers realised that the protestors had their rights, but when shampoo started to be hurled through windows, the police had no other option but to restrain and arrest certain members of the crowd.
One man who was taken into custordy said: "We've been fooled for too long, they're sick, all of them. Sick i tell you!"
Later that night In a shocking and sudden streak of violence, the protesters were shot at by 5 men who claimed to be from the shampoo Mafia. The head of this mafia group Jimmy Sham-poo, (know to is accomplices as "Jimmy the Sham Killer") had this to say: "I don't know...what your talkin about, i ain't seen no protesters and neither have you, kapeesh?"
The day after the incident, shampoo distributions manager 'Dave Smith' had this to say: "I'm afraid your contacts are wrong there were no protesters here yesterday, nor were there and shootings, now either help me take these hefty black bags to the incinerator, or get the hell out!'
Boycott Shampoo, thank you, Mr X