Written by Incredulous
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Topics: Parliament

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Once more a politician pours oil onto the burning facade of his own creation and cries out,'It wasn't my fault guv, it was his.

Poor Gawd Blimey, he never realised the fundamental truth, your SCOTTISH man! Did you really think you could be P.M. for any length of time. Oh! No!

Come to think of it, you did have a scary smile, you had a chip on your shoulder, you were rude and extremely bad tempered. Hey! I liked you!

The Turd Man paints a picture of a government in turmoil, its ministers a bunch of mealy mouthed cretins, a complete shower of incompetents. Talk about stating the bleeding obvious.

Whenever Meddlesome touched upon the grotesque by mentioning the 'Tory Toffs', a cold shiver ran down my spine. I would like to write a book of my own about the coming years under the yoke of these bastards called "I Wake Up Screaming".

Cleggy, make yourself useful and pour me another cup of tea will you.

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