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Monday, 12 July 2010

1980s Pop Star Rick Astley has today found a hanged picture that slipped to the back of his sofa last year.

Despite his recent success Mr Astley continues to shun the limelight. Speaking through an interpreter he said "The way I set out my living room is my business and I have nothing to add", although he did say " on a serious note I'm not wealthy and the 5 year interest free credit deal at DFS was ideal, especially as they had a sale on which was unusual for this store".

Animal Rights groups have protested there was no need for Mr Astley to have bought a 3 piece leather sofa and the ten inch piece of plastic he found down the back of it was the final straw.

A spokesman for DFS was not surprised to hear about Mr Astley's encounter, as their quality control had recently been contacted by Noddy Holder of Slade who'd dropped a Cadbury's Creme Egg down the side of a recliner. On hearing that the Press knew about this embarrassing event, Mr Holder said " I won't take this lying down" which suggests he may not have another seat.

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