Since his demise as unelected Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Gordon Brown has seemingly gone to ground.
Due to nationwide hatred for this crazed politician nobody even thought about actually looking for him as heretofore it was a case of, out of sight, out of mind.
However, my sources have just unearthed alarming news about Mr Brown which in turn could herald another nationwide manhunt within hours! Seemingly, Gordon has been hiding out and sleeping rough in a forest near Aviemore plotting his return to power.
He was spotted by frail pensioner, a Mrs Ada McDuff early yesterday morning while she was walking her three Rottweilers, Jake, Maurice and Robbie.
Seemingly, Robbie cocked his leg near some bushes and let fly with two pints of canine lager which rained down upon Gordon who was sleeping under a pile of Morning Star newspapers!
Rising swiftly to the challenge, fists clenched, breathing fire and swearing uncontrollably Brown lashed out in all directions killing Mrs McDuff instantly and wringing the necks of all three dogs instantly.
He was last seen hobbling off into the woods with his torn trousers around his ankles screaming, "ya bastards will nae take me alive, I am invincible I am man!"
At time of going to print it appears that deputy constable Sue Sim has been alerted to this incident and will be arriving in Aviemore just as soon as she can locate a fresh pair of knickers.