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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Cheryl Tweedy Not Talking Bolox

Doctors are pleased to announce that Cheryl is making a speedy recovery. She started talkng a load of old bolox in the early hours of the morning.

At one time, during the day, Doctors thought they might lose her when she started talking about Quantum Physics. Some of the worlds best Surgeons were brought in to try and save the skinny northern bitch.

A hospital source told us that; "About 2pm, Cheryl was talking about the revelation of Agamendon and its impact on Catholic dogma in the early 17th century. Dr. O'Wallc had to hit her over the head with a copy of OK Magazine to try and bring her back. It was touch and go. All the porters had a good feel while she was asleep.

Staff Nurse Rachet, told us that without the intervention of Dr O'Wellc, Cheryl would still be talking sense.

"He gave her a double dose of Gok and slapped her around a bit. Early this morning she woke up and started talking some bolox about a chipped nail.

"At 8am, she was taliking northern bolox about her hair exstentions and asking if england had won the volleyball".

Chery will stay in her NHS Private Hotel for the next week.

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