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Friday, 9 July 2010

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Telecom giant Vodacomm has asked Raoul Moat to pay for his monthly contract or they will cut him off. A spokesperson for Vodacomm said "press 1 for payg, press 2 for monthly contract or press 3 to speak to someone in India."

Newcastle steroid using nutter and Wallace and Gromit lookalike Sue Sims said "when he walks into a shop to pay his bill, I'll be there with my tazer."

Sue Sims acting chief of MI5 has continued her plea for the arrest of Britain's most wanted. "I will not sleep until I can smash him in the face," she said to the Royal family outcast Kay Burley.

Sky news can also reveal that they have talked to Moat in his tent and he has asked for Max Clifford to tell his story in the Rotherby village newsletter saying "Enough is enough, stop chasing me."

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