Written by Gazzer G
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Topics: Raoul Moat

Friday, 9 July 2010

Police have lengthened their search to find crazed gardener Raoul Moat. Mr Moat, whose surname is Latin for water, disappeared a week ago whilst on his lunchbreak at Hoskyns Garden Centre Geordieland. He had previously displayed anger at the proposed water ban, refusing at one point to drink tea made without it.

Although there have been few sightings of Moat, police have reason to believe that he may have hidden himself away in one of the many drive-thru car washes in the area.

'We warn the public to tread carefully if entering a drive-thru' said an official spokesman for BP.

The Public Health Directorate are currently aiding police in their search for Moat, although there is a concern he may have recently showered to throw police off his scent.

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