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Topics: Raoul Moat

Thursday, 8 July 2010

image for Raoul Moat threatens Countdown Team in Name Change Controversy
I'll have three consonants and a vowel please.

In a shock development today, timed to occur just as the BBC came on air for dramatic effect and preventing the disposal of a 'Breaking News' sign, popular crazed gunman Tom O'Laura threatened to wipe out the cast of well known TV show Countdown.

Mr O'Laura, well known in Geordie land for being a bit of a twat, left a statement in his tent in which he blamed Richard Whitely for 'messin with me mind so I called myself Raoul Moat as a clever anagram' stated Mr O'Laura.

Mr Whitely could not be reached for comment and Derek Acora was no help either, quite frankly.

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