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Thursday, 8 July 2010

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They're not mushy peas!!!

Newcastle nut Raoul Moat has issued a new warning that he intends to shoot any Fish + chip shop owner, after ordering large chips and battered sausage, only to find out he was given a small chips and no sausage.

CCTV pictures show Raoul barged passed Met police officers in the sleepy town of Rotherby's chip shop demanding that he wanted another bag of chips because he was "Bloody starving."

After a heated exchange with Jose, the take-away owner, Rauol said "They will never catch me a live!"

Raoul was seen outside the chip shop, laughing and joking with the Met police, a bystander overheard an officer ask him: "Have you seen a big bloke with a gun in the woods?"

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