Written by Jimbo123
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Topics: Racism, Crime

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Politically incorrect think tank "What's gone on?" also known as WGO has published a divisive study into the preferred crimes of the different communities within Britain.

Labour social scientists were quick to deride the study saying that the 'racial equilibrium co-efficient would be compromised to the square root of acquiescence.'

The study found different groups tended to specialize - often in relation to home country expertise. One of the widest range of services was offered by the Turkish community. Turkey has always been the ancient 'gatekeeper' to Asia and so this still proves today - with everything from drugs, terrorists and boobey trapped donkeys passing through. T'was ever thus.

The Indian community tended to focus on forgery, embezzlement and honour killings whilst Chinese appear to be experts in racketeering and people smuggling.

Other countries appeared but for the much more minor crimes of staying on or working illegally. Not paying tax is no longer considered a crime by visitors.

However the worst offenders were the homegrown British white underclass - lovingly referred to as 'chavs'. A researcher at WBO stated -

"As soon as anyone starts claiming benefits they are committing a crime since it states that the 'client' must be truthful and honest. From there we estimate that the 'best' offenders can commit 30 offences a day or with a focused drug habit, perhaps up to 100."

British middle class 'do gooders' did not escape the probe either - specialising in drink driving and white collar crimes such as divorce.

One surprise finding was that the African and West Indian communities were found to be committing no crimes at all. Police in Manchester stopped more than 20 young black men driving ultra-luxury cars but they were all found to be innocent footballers going about their business.

A WGO spokesman commented "Crime has a rich and diverse ethnic heritage in the UK, and is emerging as an attractive lifestyle choice given the state of the economy and justice system."

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