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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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Chapman pictured modelling breastfeeding wipes

London - (Undercover News): The February 2010 exposé by Spoof writer queen mudder named Chelsea WAG Vanessa Perroncel as a KGB femme fatale.

And the shocking revelation may have lead directly to the outing of flame haired Russian Mata Hari Anna Chapman this week.

Forensic cyber sleuths at MI5 apparently tracked trolling detractors of the Perroncel/KGB news item after finding them exchanging derogatory sneers at the Spoof News claims.

Next, it was just a case of joining up all the dots to reveal the extraordinary US-based spy ring reporting directly to Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin.

Attorneys acting for jailed CIA and FBI turncoats Aldrich Ames and Bob Hanssen said today their clients were gobsmacked.

The traitors' legendary recruitment ploys have been under top secret investigation for the last 15 years.

Victoria Beckham is 69.

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