A Vagina was chased by police at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after an airport security guard spotted a gun sticking out of it's clitoris. The alarm was raised, but the vagina ran into a Knickerbox shop taking staff hostage.
Armed police surrounded the shop and began negotiations with the vagina in the hope of a peaceful ending.
It is believed the vagina comes from Disneychannel, and was sent here to assassinate world renown writer and vagina critic, SKOOB1999.
Colonel Juan, from the vagina terrorist squad, said he believed the vagina may be carrying a strap-on, which if detonated; "Could really fuck us up". The Colonel has been looking at the possibility that the vagina could be part of the Cyrus gang, headed by Miley who is intent on stopping Dr. Skoob from writing any more blasphemous articles.
Professor Lynton. Vagina gang culture criminologist, has been asked to help bring the standoff to and end. Asked what his approach would be, he said; "I is gonna tel da beetch to chill init"!
The press are waiting for a response from Mr. SKOOB1999