Famously under-rated spoof reporter the Medium Cheese has been jailed for 7 years following a complaint from a member of the public about an article.
For legal reasons, we cannot publish the identity of the complainant, nor the report, nor the incident reported. Lord Justice Fotheringay-Smythe issued a blanket reporting restriction on the matter. We aren't even allowed to say when or where he did that.
This exclusive report about the report we're unable to report has been secretly leaked by the Medium Cheese from the cell in which he might be being held, in a secret location.
That's more than we're allowed to say.