Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country!
Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies Germany and actually thought the English were playing in white and not red.
After losing her viewing glasses whilst Klose stuck the knife in, she immediately decided to give the scorer of the goal a knighthood and thought it was Rooney.
Her hubby Prince Phillip (slightly demented too) also agreed it was an honourable gesture and agreed.
After the game the mistake was noticed by Prince Charles (who was busy having a sniff at Camilla's knickers in the half-time) but just like FIFA decisions, it was irreversible.
The Germans are protesting to the Royals because they feel Klose should become Sir Klose and Wayne should be sent to the Tower.
Meanwhile Sir Wayne is very proud of the thought of becoming a Sir and sent the following message to the British tabloids from his luxury villa in the Bahamas:
"He who f+++++g laughs last laughs longest, see you at the palace!" (he needed a ghost writer by the way)