London - (Clouseau News): The head of Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad says yesterday's FBI bust of Russian sleeper moles is just the begining.
Citing hundreds of cold case reviews the Met's Assistant Commissioner for Downright Skulduggery said today Londoners should prepare for a giant bust.
Up to 500 ex and current Putin men and women have been under intensive surveillance ever since Margaret Thatcher signed a plea bargain after being removed from orifice in 1990.
Every unsolved crime from the disappearance of Lord Lucan and his equine equivalent Shergar through to the Iraqi Dodgy Dossier fiasco, the Cash-4-Honors scam and the 'suicide' of WMD expert Dr David Kelly 'is up for grabs'.
"We know they done it and we know who they are," Commander Lestrade told reporters this afternoon.
"We've enjoyed keeping them buoyant in a carefully executed plausible deniability strategy," Lestrade added, "mostly to throw the limelight off successive government Front Benches.
"Bunch on amateur tossers, really."