Heavy metal fiend George Osborne has been accused of a vicious attack today which has left people shocked and frightened. It culminated with him tearing into his pet budget with bared teeth.
Osborn is no stranger to controversy. After growing up in the Midlands, he became lead vocalist for the Treasury, and had a hit in 2008 with 'A Run On The Pound'. After a period of relative obscurity, he moved to America, and his reality TV show, The Osbornes, was a huge success.
However, he soon flipped his home and was in the UK for the General Election Festival earlier this year. Known now as 'The Godfather of the Exchequer', Osborne has spent the last few weeks holed up in London, supposedly writing material for his new budget.
This latest scandal comes at a time when Coalition Records are still reeling from a number of shock revelations. Lead singer with Government, Dave Cameron, is said to be displeased with George Osborne's antics. When asked about it he replied: "It's just a shame he didn't bite bloody Chris Huhne's head off."