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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Mrs Scrogs of Bethnal Green

Little Lord Fontelroy said he was; "Vewee vewee happy wif daddies budget, it means mummy and I can continue to be stuck up rich bastards"

In another statement, Ms Sloane said; "This budget has made us rich Chelsea socialites very happy, it means the Proles can't afford to eat in our restaurants anymore".

Harrods Boss; "Isumbard Brunai said; "Thank God they have clobbered the poor and working classes again, we had a couple of them in here the other day, and we had to set the dogs on the scum".

David McCameron stated "I hav ne time fe the we man on the street, hav em all shot! The scrounging gits!"

Outside Parliment, Chancellor, Ozzy Osbourne, made it clear he would not change his latest budget: "I am unanimous that I have robbed the poor and given it all to the rich as per usual, if the working classes were mug enough to vote us in, what do they expect?"

Robin Of the Hood accused the Chancellor of being greedy: "He never gave me a fookin pay rise! An I'm the twat that helped him rob the poor!"

Mrs Scrogs, of Bethnal Green spoke up for the working classes by saying; "We've allowed these mugs to ave one over on us agin. Wat the bleedin ell am I gonna do abart Alberts dinner? 'e wont eat scrag end yu know!"

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