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Monday, 21 June 2010

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This Would Have Saved A Lot Of Time And Wasted Good Intentions.

Jon Venables, the convicted killer of little Jamie Bulger is to appear at the Old Bailey on charges of downloading child pornography in breach of bail conditions.

Sparking a furious response from observers and the public.

"This bloke was released from prison after a horrendously brutal murder, supposedly rehabilitated," one man told a Skoob News reporter. "And it turns out he isn't rehabilitated at all. He's bragged online about being the Jamie Bulger killer, and his rehabilitation has rehabilitated him into a fucking kiddie fiddler."

The news was greeted with righteous indignation by an outraged British public.

One woman, speaking from outside the Merseyside shopping centre where little Jamie was abducted from, told a Skoob News reporter:

"This whole case has been handled wrong. They should have locked him and Thompson (Robert Thompson - Venables' accomplice in the killing) up for ever and thrown the key away. It doesn't matter that they were only ten years old at the time of the offence. They're evil. And now Venables has been revealed as a possible future threat to kiddies. He had counselling, psychiatrists, psychologists and a battery of so-called experts trying to get him back on track. And he blew it all. Poor little Jamie had none of that. He was left to die alone. A toddler. They should have just hung those two and had done."

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