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Sunday, 20 June 2010

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Vuvuzela gives away fight location

England's former captain, John Terry, has made a strong start in the World Cup Heavyweight Contest between Fabio Capello, Mafia boss of England's team and himself.

Round one was scored to Terry on points by the three referees, two were linesmen but we don't use that word for linesmen any more.

However Capello is preparing for Round 2 and has a reputation for winning in major contests. But now in South Africa, under the burning sun, he has been on the ropes twice. His knock out is predicted by some Scottish experts.

Meanwhile Terry supporters are fearing that in Round 2 he is likely to suffer some damage to his reputation as a sex symbol by getting a black eye.

Efforts to have the Terry/Capello contest behind closed doors were abandoned after Vuvuzela horns gave away the location of the fight.

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