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Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Chairman. Mr Ivor Gottien

The 06:30 New York to London flight finally landed at Heathrow Airport this evening after a delay of three days.

Passengers cheered as they walked off the plane, some of them kissing the tarmac. A number of passengers had to be carried off and were taken away in ambulances.

A spokesperson for Amnesiac Airlines said; "We knew we would get here eventually"

When our reporter asked the Chairman of Amnesiac airlines, Mr Ivor Gottein, what he thought of thier maiden flight, he replied; "What train was that then"?

Welsh passenger, Carid arway, said; "We was goin round in bludy circles mun! wen I tells him tha pilot ther it is, he says, are you the ticket collector isnt it!

All flights have been grounded, until someone can find the aircraft.

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