Written by Jimbo123
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Topics: Food, European Union

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Euro MPs - "Please don't look after yourselves or we'll have nothing to do"

"In an age of obesity and heart disease it is wrong that we cannot give people the information they need to make informed choices about what they eat." we are told by fat bureaucrats.

Well don't worry missus, millions of people have already made their choices and KFC are recruiting record numbers of staff to serve it - food that is likely to read 'certain death' on your grading system.

One shopkeeper stated "If people don't know the difference between a stick of celery and a tub of butter, I don't want them shopping in here - they'll only break something or hold the queue up."

A teacher though supported the plan - "Kids, especially boys come out of our school as a 'blank canvas' and have no idea how food is made or anything else much. All my last class learnt was fighting, rolling joints and uploading ringtones."

However, Eurocrats defended the plans saying "The more stupid and feckless people get, the more they rely on us to tie their shoelaces or whatever it is they can't manage - and that justifies the money sloosing into Brussels."

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