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Monday, 14 June 2010

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Customers get over excited with their discount MILF

A well known supermarket has apologised to its customers after offering MILF online at a discount to its customers.

The offer of 75 pounds off all MILF over the age of 35 seemed like a deal that was too good to be true but luckily not many purchases were made as the error took place on Saturday evening when England were playing the USA in the World Cup.

Customers who received their MILF the following day were disappointed by the news that they were expected to pay full price for their purchase and demanded a refund or a hotter 25 year old MILF in exchange.

The supermarket said it would consider the requests from customers but it is expected customers will be compensated with MILF from its own brand value range.

A spokesperson for the supermarket said, 'We apologise to our customers but when the MILF on offer was of the highest quality for its age, it is quite obvious that it shouldn't have been on sale at such a ridiculously low price. Good MILF is hard to come by nowadays so if our customers want the best then they should expect to pay a premium.'

MILF farms all over the country have suffered in recent years with outbreaks of Cock-in-mouth disease and Mad Cow syndrome which has lead to the slaughter of many healthy MILFs. Supermarkets are now being forced to import poorer quality MILF from Eastern Europe and Thailand to help meet the growing demand from the public.

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