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Sunday, 13 June 2010

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London - (Vermin): The top suspect in last week's horrendous twins attack has been at it again.

Defence Scretary Dr Liam Fox was accused today of being behind the 'ritual mauling' of chief of defence staff Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup.

Poxy Foxy as he is known at his alma mater Royal Freak Hospital School of Medicine has put the boot into the £245,000 a year MoD grandee.

Citing a Strategic Defence Review imperative Dr Focks (sic) said younger generals were currently available at half the price.

Stirrup's £180,000 per annum gofer permanent Mod secretary Sir Bill Jeffrey has also been given the order of the booty.

Both are to be pensioned off to permanent gardening leave that includes grace-and-favor accommodation on the Falkland Islands.

Air Vice Marshall Sir Peregrine Falcon is the 2/1 fav for the MoD post.

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