London - (Reuterus): A surrogate Mom from Pratts Bottom says she's carrying Barack Obama's grandchild.
14 year-old Clancy Noggins said a chance pregnancy test comfirmed a hunch about a missed period.
The Essex teenager is a pupil at Our Lady of the Immaculate Conception Secondary School, recently voted the UK's Most Fecund in the 12 to 16 age group.
Noggins said today she suspected she might be pregnant ever since the $5,000 gestation check cleared in her bank account.
Officially staying schtum about the baby's father.
But fellow pupils reckon it's the US president's secret bastard son Nobby - who's always hanging around outside the school gates selling dinky cupcakes and whathaveyou.
Last week a big black limo from the American embassy was seen kerb-crawling outside the school.
Parturition is expected around the US Labor Day.