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Friday, 11 June 2010

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Dando was on her way home from a shopping spree

London - (Crimebotch): The man who didn't kill Jill Dando wants to go on the Oprah show 'just like Fergie' and finger the cops who fitted him up.

Barry George Bush blames ex-Met Commissioner Lord Blair of Weasel Towers for the stitch-up which saw him banged up for eight years on trumped up charges.

The wacky Fulham loner's conviction was thrown out when Appeal Court judges agreed with the 'Barry's too stupid to execute a murder' theory.

That judgment was further vindicated during a recent police cold case review focusing on a detailed witness description of the most likely shooter.

George was never picked out in the ID parade and has told pals 'cops know it was a woman what did it'.

Defence barrister Sir Blowhard Finkleshyster said today his former client was incapable of the logistics required to dress up in women's clothing, stalk local celeb Ms Dando, top her in cold blood and then keep quiet about the hit.

Joanna Lumley is 69.

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