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Friday, 11 June 2010

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Rule Britannia, Britannia Waives the Rules.

The UK Prime Minister David Cameron condemned the nanny state of America and called for an end to intrusive CCTV cameras showing BP's pipe appearing to leak oil. BP, like BA, has never ever been a British company in a British sense since Britain had an empire, and the B stands for Bastard.

In his first misreading of the crisis, Mr Cameron backed demands from senior Toffs, including cycling madcap Major Blithering Boris Johnson, for an end to "anti-Colonial claptrap, hand-wringing and bleeding hearts by the coffee-coloured one" adding this was a, "storm in a Boston tea cup."

Since the tiny unavoidable and unprecedented oversight on April 20, £245 billion trillion has been added to the UK budget deficit which wasteful Labour woefully underestimated and the scale of the utter bankruptcy is now clear. This means that many, many public services will have to be cut changing the face of Britain forever.

BP, which has never been a British company for many, many years if ever, accounts for £6.99 in every £7 paid out in dividends to FAT TORY pensions so it's very, very important that someone else sorts out this godawful cock-up before we're shafted by our own bally shareholders.

In a re-run of his pompous election speech, Mr Cameron humbly and quite rightly said: "Ask not what your country can do to clean up the Gulf, but what can you do to clear it up for yourself."

The continuing leak threatens the LARGE Tory electorate because most British insurance companies, building societies and pension funds have big fat holdings of the firm's shares despite the fact the BP has never, ever been a British company and is therefore nothing to do with the British government in any way whatsoever SO SORT IT OUT YOU KLONDIKES!!

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