Our nice new PM has been reported to have invited Sir Terry Leahy the retiring CEO of Tesco to join the coalition government.
"Let's face it Tesco has more money than the government - so we would be pretty stupid to not ask him for help" said Dave. The PM added with a twinkle in his eyes "every little helps". He certainly couldn't do a worse job than twats like John Prescott!
"I want Sir Terry to look after the Inland Revenue. His ideas for developing branches in every town could revolutionize the way we collect tax. He managed to make a crap supermarket into something of a national institution - I want him to do the same for the Inland Revenue. Catchy brain numbing jingles, cheap beer, endless exploitive TV ads - we could have people queuing to go to the Inland Revenue. Let's make paying tax fun!"