A chicken owner in Wales has paid £1800,00 to keep it alive and strutting on one leg.
The UK is renowned for having its fair share of eccentrics, but his one takes the egg!
After the chicken got caught up in a chicken wire it was either Sunday roast or the vet. The owner chose for the vet and ever since then it has cost her so much money, she's been forced to live an eggless existence eating only baked beans on toast.
The chicken has been strutting its stuff on one peg and the owner, a Welsh loony, gave the following statement:
"Oh boyo I love my chicken like and could-ent put it down yunno, it's cost me (not the chicken) an arm an a leg (sorry about the pun) and now she can perform one-legged tricks standing on my egg-head boyo!"
Mans love of our animal co-inhabitants knows no boundaries and instead of whoofing the damn thing in the oven or making a lovely chicken soup, the vet laughed all the way to the bank, boyo!
Maybe a bucket of tar and chicken feathers could fix it!