Written by j.w.
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Topics: Terrorism, Fox, Foxes

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

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A disproportionate response

A group of radical, extremist foxes is on the prowl. Tired of seeing their brothers and sisters torn to pieces in the name of sport, they are hitting back to the relief of the media on a bad news day.

Two groups of militant foxes are known. The most extreme is the Humans Are Monsters And Sadists (HAMAS), another less extreme group, calling for moderation, is Animals Before Bullying Anti Socials (ABBAS).

Resistance to the radical fox groups is coming from the RTB (Red Top Brigade) who have been accused of advocating a disproportionate response of burning foxes alive or starving them if they resist.

Banking Moon, Secretary General of the United Nations, said something about this situation but unfortunately nobody could make out what he said.

Fox News have denied any responsibility for any use of their name by HAMAS or ABBAS. The Govermnet Minister of Defence Leon Fox expressed his concern at developments.

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