Written by Bill Licks

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Topics: Murder, Fox

Monday, 7 June 2010

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Run for your lives...its a fox

A crazed fox has run rampage in North London killing 12 before taking it's own life by throwing itself in front of a bus.

The fox began its killing spree by murdering its own twin brother before ripping the head of an owl. It then savaged a badger, two squirrels, an otter, a traffic warden, a family of 3 hedgehogs, a stray cat and Jimmy Carr.

Police were first alerted when the body of the owl was discovered by a young mother who also claims the fox tried to eat her 2 babies. Police immediately ordered everyone in the surrounding area to stay inside their houses and lock all the doors.

The fox was discovered 2 hours later by a council street cleaner who picked up the road kill and tossed it into a black bin liner. Police believe the animal took its own life rather than being knocked over by accident trying to cross a busy street.

Locals are shocked by the fox's behaviour as they had always believed it to be such a nice friendly fox who would quite happily eat any tit-bits that were left in their back gardens.

It is believed the fox had recently finished a relationship with a local vixen and was in some financial difficulty having invested all it's savings in a hedge fund which collapsed after a tree fell on it.

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